You: “So how many boyfriends have you had?”Her: “. . . ”
You: “. . . So then Kelly told him that she didn’t ever want to see him again, then she stole his car!” Her: “. . . ”
You: “A pig that does karate is called a pork chop. ”Her: “. . . ”
You: “Wanna go to the football game tonight?”Her: “. . . ”Her: “I guess we could do that…”
Her: “What do you think of this dress?”Her (later): “. . . ”
Her: “You could come over tonight…” Her: “Had a great time last night…”
Her: “. . . ”You: “So the cops arrested her and he got his car back. ”Her: “This is the wildest thing I’ve ever heard, oh my gosh. ” Her: “. . . ”You: “. . . and a mouse that says bad words is a cursor!” Her: “Okay I did laugh at that one. ”
“Oops, sorry, was busy. Yeah, that dress looks fantastic!” “Oh! Yes, I’d love to go to that movie.
Her: “What are you up to tonight…”You: “That depends… What do you wanna to do?”
“Sorry, did I say something wrong?” “What do you mean?” “I’m honestly not sure what you’re trying to say. Can you explain?”
“I talked to your brother yesterday… Did you read the newspaper?”
“I wonder why they would do that…” “I feel like he’s… angry or something. ” “I won’t repeat what she said, but she told him to … off. ”
